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Schoepenhauer Awards
December 12, 2003
Dicrocoelium Dendriticum, the Liver Fluke

This whimsical little fellow answers to the jaw-breaking moniker “dicrocoelium dendriticum”...
October 2, 2003
The Human Botfly

Dermatobia hominis, the Human Botfly is one of the most gratuitously appalling creatures on this Hell planet.
July 10, 2003
The God Who Hates Women (GWHW)

The term “God who hates women” isn’t from Schopenhauer, it’s from Andrea Dworkin.
June 26, 2003
Sarcoptis Scabiei, aka the Scabies Mite

The scabies mite is possibly the nastiest arachnid of all. And that’s a pretty big distinction...
June 12, 2003
The Candiru

The only vertebrate parasite on Earth to target humans, it has a nose for urine...

May 29, 2003

If people were going to have learned anything, they’d have learned it by the time the colonists reached Tasmania...
May 20, 2003
Schopenhauer Awards

Today we’ll introduce you to the Intestinal Roundworm...
May 3, 2003
The Hydatid Cyst - Man’ s Worst Friend

April 17, 2003
Strokes: Pop! Goes Your Brain

"Aging is a process which we know will go from bad to worse, until it comes to the worst of all..."
War Nerd
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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters
America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...


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