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Death Porn August 10, 2007
 
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13 Years-Old Dude

This year's boom in child rapes/murders shows no sign of slowing down. According to a recent newscast on Vesti Dezhurnaya Chast, the number of pedophile-related murders is up nearly 100 percent nationwide from 2006. Looks like 2007 will go down not just as the official Year of the Child, but also the Year of the Murderous Pedophile. Oh, the DP irony.

On July 22, two 13-year-old boys were trying to catch a ride from Kolbeka in the Leningrad oblast back home to Boksitogorsk. Around four p.m., a 48-year-old ex-con obliged. Unfortunately for the kids, every single one of his multiple convictions were sex offenses against minors.

He drove the two boys into the woods, where he bound and raped them. After the rapes, just as the guy just started his after-sex smoke, the boys got out of the rope and sprinted off. The rapist caught up with one of them and enjoyed stabbing him so much that he let the other one escape. The perp stabbed the slower kid five times. He died on the spot.

The other boy made it back to Boksitogorsk and told his parents about his little adventure. The pedophile buried the body a couple of kilometer's away. The body was found in a shallow grave and the cops caught the killer a day later. Now that's good policing. The pedophile is facing life in the zona if convicted, which we bet our firstborn he will be.


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