Mankind's only alternative 21   JUN.   21  
Mankind's only alternative

The Fall of The eXile For all those wondering what the "Save The eXile Fundrasier" banner is all about, here it is as simply as it can be phrased: The eXile is shutting down.
June 11, 2008 in eXile Blog

War Nerd: War of the Babies in Taki's Magazine The War Nerd talks about babies, the greatest weapon of the 20th century.
May 28, 2008 in eXile Blog

Kids, Meet Your President A website for Russian kids to learn all about President Medvedev's passion for school, sports and family.
May 22, 2008 in eXile Blog

Cellphone Democracy Cam If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Dyev Photos Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

Proof That Genetic Memory Is Real! Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

Russia's Orthodox Church Youth Outreach Program The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sasha’s...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Club Photos w/Russian Dyevs We took the Pepsi Challenge here...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

Blogs RSS feed

Death Porn August 10, 2007
Old, Cold, And Full Of Holes
Page 2 of 2

13 Years-Old Dude

This year's boom in child rapes/murders shows no sign of slowing down. According to a recent newscast on Vesti Dezhurnaya Chast, the number of pedophile-related murders is up nearly 100 percent nationwide from 2006. Looks like 2007 will go down not just as the official Year of the Child, but also the Year of the Murderous Pedophile. Oh, the DP irony.

On July 22, two 13-year-old boys were trying to catch a ride from Kolbeka in the Leningrad oblast back home to Boksitogorsk. Around four p.m., a 48-year-old ex-con obliged. Unfortunately for the kids, every single one of his multiple convictions were sex offenses against minors.

He drove the two boys into the woods, where he bound and raped them. After the rapes, just as the guy just started his after-sex smoke, the boys got out of the rope and sprinted off. The rapist caught up with one of them and enjoyed stabbing him so much that he let the other one escape. The perp stabbed the slower kid five times. He died on the spot.

The other boy made it back to Boksitogorsk and told his parents about his little adventure. The pedophile buried the body a couple of kilometer's away. The body was found in a shallow grave and the cops caught the killer a day later. Now that's good policing. The pedophile is facing life in the zona if convicted, which we bet our firstborn he will be.

SHARE:  Digg  My Web  Facebook  Reddit
Your Letters :

The Grapes of Wrath : Down & Out With Moscow’s Tajik Gastarbeiters
Metro Escalator Sentinel
Field Guide To Moscow: Cadaverosus Antiquus :

Elite versus Elitny :


Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters
America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...


    MAIN    |    RUSSIA    |    WAR NERD     |    [SIC!]    |    BAR-DAK    |    THE VAULT    |    ABOUT US    |    RSS

© "the eXile". Tel.: +7 (495) 623-3565, fax: +7 (495) 623-5442