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Sports Section October 28, 2003
Schavio's SportzStakes!
Page 2 of 2
Pick: Jets

New England at Denver

eXile: This Monday Night matchup looks set to be the game of the week...

Schavio: Uh-uh.

eXile: ...Uh, yeah. Anyway, it WILL be the game of the week based on their records, and both are fighting in tough divisions--

Schavio: Uh-uh.

Schindler: Honey, let the man finish his question.

eXile: Uh, okay. They ARE tough divisions, everyone knows that. So anyway, Denver's first and second-string QBs are out with--

Schavio: Uh-uh.

eXile: Yes they are! Plummer and Beuerlein are both injured, Ms. Schavio.

Schavio: Uh-uh.

eXile: Mr. Schindler, do something.

Schindler: Like what?

eXile: Maybe you could - I don't know - could you give your daughter a slap on the face or something? Or pop a little Tabasco into her feeding tube?

Schindler: She's my daughter, you know. Honey, pay attention to the man's question, don't upset--.

Schavio: Uh-uh.

Schindler: Damn it, Terry!

[Sound of loud slap.]

Schindler: You think I'm dinking around, huh Terry? Now listen to the question! Okay, I think my daughter's ready to cooperate.

Schavio: Hkhhkhh...

eXile: Good. So, back to the Patriots-Broncos game. The Broncos have Danny Kannel playing in place of the injured Plummer and Beuerlein, while Pats' QB Tom Brady is finally showing some of that 2001 magic again, having picked apart the Dolphins in Week 7. Still, the Pats have big injuries on D. Will that matter? Can the Broncos hold off the Patriots?

Schavio: Hkhhkhhh.

Schindler: (worried) Uh, my daughter has never done this before. Honey, are you okay?

eXile: Just give her another slap.

Schavio: Hhhkhhkhh.

Schindler: I, uh, think I better get the doctor. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to end this webcast. Honey? Are you mad at daddy? What's wrong, did someone slap you?

[ComaCam turned off.]

Pick: No pick

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