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Whore-R Stories April 17, 2003
 
Whore-R Stories: Meditations on Misogyny
By Mark Ames Browse author Email
 
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His assumption was that one way or another, every man needs a woman (or a twinkie if homosexuality is your thing) in his life. In that way, I'm damaged. For me, grief comes from the physical presence of a woman in my time-space. It spoils the view. If love is involved, then you're really fucked. You may as well get a job at a bank because your inner world has just been bombed, razed and occupied by love. Every emotion, every thought, is mediated, damaged. Just knowing she might call is enough to sprain the imagination. Nothing is pure, everything is framed. Purity is very underrated these days.

My whore experience came during this striving-to-purity. I ordered her from the Moscow Times classifieds. She was tall and thin. Her face was long, narrow and knobby, not very Slavic. I didn't speak to her. The second I let her inside my apartment, I ordered her straight into the shower. She must have been there for 15 minutes. When she appeared in my TV room wearing a towel, I pointed to my bedroom. I was very gentle with her. All this talk of misogyny, the cold, kewl, antisocial kind, had me annoyed. So I spent the first 20 minutes caressing her, petting, not saying a single word. And no kissing: no snowballs for me. At one point I guess I got too rough, twisting and pulling her nipple. She yelped and said "Ow!" and backed away. I apologized. I was trying not to do that. As Samuel Jackson says in Pulp Fiction, "I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' reeeeal hard to be good."

I don't know her story because I didn't ask her. I don't even know where she was from. I wasn't interested. This story is about me, not her.
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