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Kino Korner November 27, 2002
 
The Bung-Ality of Evil
By Mark Ames Browse author Email
 
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God knows that English women are the biggest dogs in Europe, but if you've ever been to London you'll know that one in a hundred Brits is a knock-out babe descended from the rape-lust of Viking raiders, Norman conquerors and some glitch in the Anglo ugly-genes. Hurley is one such fine specimen. She even looks hot with wrinkles.

Unfortunately she's not a very convincing actress, even though her role demands little. And that's the movie's problem. Drug casualty Perry and Hugh Grant casualty Hurley have no chemistry whatsoever together, so once they're paired up Serving Sara goes from aggressive madcap to unconvincing bore. I passed out at about the one hour mark and woke up sometime near the lame ending, when Perry closed in on his dipshit yuppie dream of owning a winery in Napa Valley. As if a winery in Napa, or even a shack in Napa, could be bought for a mere million dollars!

These three movies reminded me well of America's thing-in-itself: all that potential, all that money and energy, ruined by so much caution and formula. Why? Why be cautious and scared? Why make a safe movie when you can blow people's minds and still make your big salary? What are people fucking afraid of?! It's America, goddamnit, the ruler of the world, but it acts like it's always on the verge of getting downsized!

RATING: 1/2 Stars 'N Stripes. Elizabeth Hurley is a Brit and a Babe. The Brits are the most solid members of the Coalition Against Terror. There's a scene where her jeans get ripped up her leg right up to her snapper and you can see her underwear. That alone will recruit a few Yemenis to join the Coalition.

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