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Feature Story April 5, 2002
 
HALT! - the eXile Guide To State Repression
 
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In this context, Putin's popularity, as well as Russia's nostalgia for the Brezhnev days, doesn't seem so unusual... or bad. Russia suffered economic, social and geopolitical disasters far more profound than anything England or America suffered before turning to its own authoritarian figures.

And we're not alone.

Chile responded well to Pinochet, turning it into a docile land of happy office workers, the strongest economy in Latin America. The Afghans, after 20 years of civil war, only rolled out the red carpet to the Taliban because they brought new meaning to the word "discipline and punish". China, after centuries of decline and factionalism, only united under Chairman Mao, whose uniquely savage form of totalitarianism was handsomely rewarded not only with power, but genuine love, an entire generation of youths hanging their teachers on meat hooks and eating their parents brains just to please Master Mao, leaving tens of millions of corpses in their wake. How many thousands died in the crush at funerals for Stalin and Khomeini? How many tears were shed? A lot more than for Mother Theresa, that's for sure. Somehow one doubts that do-gooder Jimmy Carter's funeral will be the scene of little more than solemn business-card-exchanging.

Despite what we'd like to believe, despite rational arguments to the contrary, humans gravitate naturally towards repression because it's warm there. What the humanists hopefully refer to as society's pendulum swing is actually a constant lurching for order and direction, a fear of drifting and night.

Authoritarianism works. Despotism is man's nigh-tee-night blanket. His Teddy Bear. The proof--America, England, Chile, China, Afghanistan--is painfully clear.

Thus far, the results of Russia's turn to authoritarianism have been roughly similar. Economic growth. Creeping conformity. Improving work ethic. Booming stock market. More smiles. A feeling of stability. Fuck TV6. That's because Russians, like Americans, are finding they can function better under The Man's crushing heel.

Man has returned to his natural habitat, after a brief, harrowing journey into the unknown. Now, this article's gotta end cuz we've got a lotta work to do at the office, and we can't be late for the 7 a.m. staff meeting or the boss'll kill us!

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