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[SIC!] November 30, 2007
 
Your Letters
 
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BURN, BRECHER, BURN!

Gary Brecher,

I feel that you need to publicly apologise to the children in Malibu who woke up in the middle of the night to their rooms burning down around them. I think you owe an apology to the people who worked in the homes and lost their jobs because their place of employment burnt down. I think you owe an apology to the movie producer who grew up in the ghetto and worked hard his/her entire life to be able to afford a home in Malibu. In America you can be born poor and work hard and find yourself at the top in the end. Imagine if you had such freedom and after a lifetime of hard back breaking work that one morning you wake up and your home is a crisp burning pile of carbon [JUST IMAGINING IT GIVES BRECHER A DOPAMINE-LIKE RUSH--ED.].

You are a real card. Just because you aren't as affluent as those people you feel that you can take a human tragedy and spin it into a sick joke how anybody can be a terrorist? If it takes human suffering for you to find something to write about then you really need to rethink your journalistic abilities. You are no better than any other pop journalist. I think this article makes Gary a threat to national security. Please feel free to read what he posted after the terrible fires in Malibu on nov 5th 2007 in "The eXile." I myself am not a "rich Hollywood producer," but I live in southern California. [THEN WHAT KIND OF MORON ARE YOU WASTING YOUR SCARCE SYMPATHY ON RICH PEOPLE WHO WOULD SOONER RUN YOU OVER IN THEIR PRIUS'S THAN INVITE YOU TO THEIR POOL PARTY!--ED.]

I can empathise with these people having to wake up from a burning home, in my pajamas, be forced to take what little i can stuff into my car that reminds me of my life and kiss everything goodbye. I hope that one day you Gary Brecher feel the same degree of suffering as those who lost their homes if not their lives feel. [BRECHER HOPES HE FEELS THE SUFFERING OF OWNING INSURANCE ON A 10 MILLION DOLLAR HOME, AND COUNTING THAT UP WHILE STAYING WITH HIS 22-YEAR-OLD ACTRESS/MODEL/WIFE...YES, THE PAIN WOULD BE UNBEARABLE, COMPARED TO HIS LIFE AS AN OFFICE SLAVE IN FRESNO, LIVING IN A DUPLEX, SURFING THE NET FOR WAR NEWS. YOU REALLY GOT HIM WITH THIS ONE!--ED.] You will realise that with or without money we're all the same human flesh and bone. To find pleasure and humor from another persons pain is sad.

Dr Ryan Reeb

Dear Dr. Reeb,

To read your letter is to feel sadness. But don't take it from us, take it from the Russian President, Vladimir Putin. Mr. Putin? Take it away! "Oh, uh, I have to answer another letter? Uh, right. So, uh, go out and vote for me Sunday, and uh, it's a vote for, uh, Russia, and, democracy...the West is...aw heck, who am I fooling? You're right, Dr. Reeb, I'm sad. Sad and miserable and completely confused, ever since I read Edward Lucas's letter. I mean, what's a tyrant to do? It ain't fair, I tell ya! This guy Lucas, he's just made me look like a fool. And the worst part of it is, I feel like a fool. He's right! I'm wrong. I'm just a no-good tyrant, and I'll never be anything but that. I mean, I like Edward Lucas more than I like Vladimir Putin, imagine how everyone else reading that letter feels! I'm nothing next to him. He's got the looks, the brains, the power, and most important, he can take it like a man, right on the pusser. Me? I'm the sensitive type. Always have been. That's why I took up judo. All nerds take up judo or karate. I always wanted the chance to hit back. Now I realize that my whole life has been a waste. A sham, I tell ya! It's not about hitting back, it's about showing to the world that you're not hurt when you're hit, that you're a bigger man than that. Stupid me, stupid stupid stupid. I'd like to respond to your letter, I really would, but, well, I just want to be alone for now. Is that okay? Sorry. Some other time."


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