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Kino Korner September 19, 2007
The eXile Presents our eXclusive Borat Page
Plus, a special eXile video contest!
The eXile presents our eXclusive Borat page, featuring our own eXclusive Borat video outtakes, a special Borat video game that'll blow your chest hairs to smithereens, and news that will bring a ray of joy back into your miserable life: the Borat DVD release here in Russia on September 20th, with English as well as Russian, for the first time ever!

  So if you're a Russian planning on going to Cambridge or Oxford to learn English, don't bother! Now you can save yourself some cash and time by just buying the Borat DVD here, taking it home, clicking on the English track to hear Borat's impeccable grammar, and you'll be speaking the Queen's English faster than you can say "Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan." Gosh, just reading that aloud makes us sound so damned smart and Shakespearean!

In honor of this release, The eXile is holding a special "My Deleted Scene" Borat video contest. Send us your mini-video clips you film on your cell phone's camera, the subject is any "deleted scene" from your life or anyone else's life that never made it to the final cut, and you can WIN WIN WIN. To participate, send your videos clips to Ten lucky participants stand to win Borat DVDs and posters. Start preparing your vid-clips now, because the contest ends on October 2.

Meanwhile, if you want to see how The Master does it, then we invite you to click through the fun 'n games 'n outtakes on this page. Here you'll find all the fixes you need to satisfy your Borat jones.

Remember folks, you won't find this Borat material anywhere else. And if you do, let us know, so that we can send Borat's hairy-assed manager out to sit on their faces.

Borat, the online game
Challange Borat to a game of ping pong. Click to play.

My Space
MySpace clip 1. Click to play.

MySpace clip 2. Click to play.

Borat Cheese
Deleted scene: Borat goes cheese shopping. Click to play.

Blackass abuse
Deleted scene: Blackass detention in America. Click to play.

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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters
America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...


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