Vlad's Daily Gloat
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Food Shortage: Is This America Or Ethiopia?
April 21, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
Collapsing America is looking more and more like Ethiopia every day...
Aeroflot Kicks Ameriflop's Loser Ass
April 10, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
America is collapsing so fast, it can't even manage to fly an airplane...
American Pussies Beg Iran To Talk To Them
April 9, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
Iran upgrades its nuke program, while America helplessly begs Ahmadinejad for "Just 5 minutes of your time, Sir!"
Russia Buying Up American Industry
April 7, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
Ruble-rich Russians are snapping up cheap American industry and workers...
Human Cow Embryos Live! (In America)
April 6, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
British scientists create a human cow embryo...only problem is human cows already inhabit the United States of America...
NATO Surrenders To Russia
April 3, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
NATO officially surrendered to Russia today after it denied membership bids to Ukraine and Georgia...
Americans Can't Even Answer A Phone Properly
March 27, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
Americans celebrate the Iraq "success," but still can't answer an Indian's phone...
Top U.S. Banks "Worse Than Nigeria"
March 21, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
A mid-sized Russian bank is worth more than all of Wall Street combined...
Americans Suck Dick For Gas Money
March 20, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
As George Bush declared the war in Iraq "worth it," a woman in Arizona offers to suck dick for gas money...
America Flushed Down The Toilet
March 17, 2008 by Vlad Kalashnikov
Fat American woman stuck on a toilet for 2 years, while America goes down the drain...