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The Fall of The eXile For all those wondering what the "Save The eXile Fundrasier" banner is all about, here it is as simply as it can be phrased: The eXile is shutting down.
June 11, 2008 in eXile Blog

War Nerd: War of the Babies in Taki's Magazine The War Nerd talks about babies, the greatest weapon of the 20th century.
May 28, 2008 in eXile Blog

Kids, Meet Your President A website for Russian kids to learn all about President Medvedev's passion for school, sports and family.
May 22, 2008 in eXile Blog

Cellphone Democracy Cam If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Dyev Photos Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

Proof That Genetic Memory Is Real! Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

Russia's Orthodox Church Youth Outreach Program The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sasha’s...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Club Photos w/Russian Dyevs We took the Pepsi Challenge here...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

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Kirill Pankratov38 ARTICLES
February 27, 2008
Liars Without Borders
January 29, 2008
The Hand that Counts the Vote
Beauty and the BeastOctober 12, 2007
Ukraine: Why Yulia Tymoshenko Is A Political Zero
October 1, 2007
The Novgorod Affair
July 13, 2007
Toxic Avenger 2: Unsolved Mysteries
May 18, 2007
Snapping Up Kosovo For A Song
April 20, 2007
Ukraine’s 1993 Moment?
March 23, 2007
Press Review: The Economist's Three Stooges
February 8, 2007
Another Death In London
December 1, 2006
Toxic Avenger?
November 3, 2006
The Last SUPper of Russian blogs?
October 6, 2006
The Madness of King Georgia
September 8, 2006
Get the hell outta here!
June 29, 2006
Khokhol Porn
June 16, 2006
Nine Circles of Hate
May 19, 2006
Kill that Old Hag!
April 21, 2006
Xenophobia East & West
April 7, 2006
A Tale of Two Post-Soviet Elections
March 24, 2006
Hades of The Hague

February 24, 2006
The Backyard Trouble
February 10, 2006
It's a cold, wet and slippery world
December 28, 2005
Gas Attack! The Ukraine Gives Itself Indigestion
December 15, 2005
America: Your Time is Up
November 18, 2005
Calendar Wars
October 21, 2005
Ukraine: The Gogolean Bordello
October 7, 2005
Pleasant Hell by John Dolan
September 23, 2005
It Sank
July 15, 2005
America the Irrelevant
July 1, 2005
Censor This!
June 17, 2005
Yuck!-os Trial
May 20, 2005
May 20, 2005
Baltic Countries
April 8, 2005
Pigs at the Printing Press
March 25, 2005
Perestroika-20: The Great De-Build-ing
March 11, 2005
Give Persians The Bomb!
February 25, 2005
Peeling the Oranges
February 11, 2005
Absolute Ass-lund!
January 27, 2005
Putting the Ill in Illarionov
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In The Winner's Circle: Reader Responses To Adam Levine's Legal Threats
UPDATED! A while back, we asked readers to help us figure out the best way to retract a short piece of satire about Moron 5 front man Adam Levine and Marina Shaparova, as requested by Mr. Levine's lawyer. Here are some of the best responses, now with the winner's audio file attached.

The Economist: The World’s Sleaziest Magazine
Feature Story By Mark Ames
The Economist is waging an obsessive campaign to rebrand Putin's Russia as a Fascist state. As Mark Ames shows, this grossly overrated magazine has been, is, and always will be wrong about every single subject it puts its slime-soaked fingers on.

Russian Propaganda Posters Are Back With A Vengeance
Reklama Review By Alex Shifrin
It all started last year, with a heavier than usual smattering of non-profit and socially minded advertising appearing in the capital. The smattering soon became a deluge. Now, the cheesy PSAs reign supreme.

Happy Fucking Birthday Moscow, You Ugly Hag!
Limonov Files By Edward Limonov
Limonov tells it like it is: Moscow is a shit capital city and isn't really worth it. Unless, that is, you're waging a political battle to the death.

Your Letters
Your letters this week include a self-proclaimed "white woman" Sikh priestess giving her phone number to the War Nerd...and by extension, all of our readers...

Destricted: But is it Porn?
Kino Korner By Alexander Zaitchik
Destricted would be a lot easier to take if the producers had titled it, Pretentious Pricks. But this is supposed to be Very Serious Stuff—it opened at Tate! There was even jumbo shrimp at the reception!

WAR NERD: Kamikaze Math
The War Nerd By Gary Brecher
The War Nerd on why one plane for one ship was always a sane trade. Plus
other lessons from Tojo's air force.


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