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The Fall of The eXile For all those wondering what the "Save The eXile Fundrasier" banner is all about, here it is as simply as it can be phrased: The eXile is shutting down.
June 11, 2008 in eXile Blog

War Nerd: War of the Babies in Taki's Magazine The War Nerd talks about babies, the greatest weapon of the 20th century.
May 28, 2008 in eXile Blog

Kids, Meet Your President A website for Russian kids to learn all about President Medvedev's passion for school, sports and family.
May 22, 2008 in eXile Blog

Cellphone Democracy Cam If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Dyev Photos Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

Proof That Genetic Memory Is Real! Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

Russia's Orthodox Church Youth Outreach Program The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sasha’s...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Club Photos w/Russian Dyevs We took the Pepsi Challenge here...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

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Trouble In Tropez
March 7, 2006
Caviar Envy
February 24, 2006
Hello, I Love You
February 10, 2006
Sweeter Than Sugar
January 27, 2006
Courchevel Blues
December 15, 2005
Vodka Bar None
December 2, 2005
Violete Tendencies
November 18, 2005
Chairman Of The Bord-o
November 4, 2005
Lounge Lexus
October 21, 2005
Gee 3G - Is Great!
October 7, 2005
Chem Lusche, Tem-a Bar
September 23, 2005
Cutting Jeans Loose
September 9, 2005
August 26, 2005
The Billionaire’s Club
July 28, 2005
Denis in Zurich
July 15, 2005
The Place To B-Club
July 1, 2005
Denis’ Little Secrets
June 17, 2005
A Flaming Salnikov
June 3, 2005
Leto The Club Shine In
May 20, 2005
Friday The XIII’th
May 6, 2005
Beating Sense Into Ksusha
April 22, 2005
Studio 11
April 8, 2005
Strip-Skoraya Pomosch
March 25, 2005
Dirty Dancing
March 11, 2005
The Glass Ceiling
February 25, 2005
Pretty Ho-man
February 11, 2005
Money, Honey
January 27, 2005
Thai-Ing One Over
December 24, 2004
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McCoy Decoy
November 13, 2004
Osen Foliage
August 19, 2004
Moving On
July 22, 2004
Leningrad Cowboy
July 8, 2004
Summer = Veranda
June 24, 2004
Leto Is Here!

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Philosophers And Poets
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Summer Colors
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Pre-Party Animal
April 5, 2004
Goa-Ng to a Go-go
April 1, 2004
Less Than Infinity
March 18, 2004
Enter the Zona
March 4, 2004
Ksenia + Denis
February 19, 2004
Ego Trip
December 25, 2003
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December 12, 2003
The Zima
November 25, 2003
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One Year Itch
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September 18, 2003
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May 20, 2003
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April 6, 2003
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March 20, 2003
Don't Come to this Cabaret
March 3, 2003
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February 20, 2003
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January 22, 2003
Surviving Without Tseppelin
December 25, 2002
Real Clubbers Eat Souffle
December 11, 2002
Democracy N Action!
November 27, 2002
Pupating with Denis
November 13, 2002
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Russia's Women Politicians
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Soak up the latest installment of the Savage Lust of Mother Russia!

In The Winner's Circle: Reader Responses To Adam Levine's Legal Threats
UPDATED! A while back, we asked readers to help us figure out the best way to retract a short piece of satire about Moron 5 front man Adam Levine and Marina Shaparova, as requested by Mr. Levine's lawyer. Here are some of the best responses, now with the winner's audio file attached.

The Economist: The World’s Sleaziest Magazine
Feature Story By Mark Ames
The Economist is waging an obsessive campaign to rebrand Putin's Russia as a Fascist state. As Mark Ames shows, this grossly overrated magazine has been, is, and always will be wrong about every single subject it puts its slime-soaked fingers on.

Russian Propaganda Posters Are Back With A Vengeance
Reklama Review By Alex Shifrin
It all started last year, with a heavier than usual smattering of non-profit and socially minded advertising appearing in the capital. The smattering soon became a deluge. Now, the cheesy PSAs reign supreme.

Happy Fucking Birthday Moscow, You Ugly Hag!
Limonov Files By Edward Limonov
Limonov tells it like it is: Moscow is a shit capital city and isn't really worth it. Unless, that is, you're waging a political battle to the death.

Your Letters
Your letters this week include a self-proclaimed "white woman" Sikh priestess giving her phone number to the War Nerd...and by extension, all of our readers...

Destricted: But is it Porn?
Kino Korner By Alexander Zaitchik
Destricted would be a lot easier to take if the producers had titled it, Pretentious Pricks. But this is supposed to be Very Serious Stuff—it opened at Tate! There was even jumbo shrimp at the reception!

WAR NERD: Kamikaze Math
The War Nerd By Gary Brecher
The War Nerd on why one plane for one ship was always a sane trade. Plus
other lessons from Tojo's air force.


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