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The Fall of The eXile For all those wondering what the "Save The eXile Fundrasier" banner is all about, here it is as simply as it can be phrased: The eXile is shutting down.
June 11, 2008 in eXile Blog

War Nerd: War of the Babies in Taki's Magazine The War Nerd talks about babies, the greatest weapon of the 20th century.
May 28, 2008 in eXile Blog

Kids, Meet Your President A website for Russian kids to learn all about President Medvedev's passion for school, sports and family.
May 22, 2008 in eXile Blog

Cellphone Democracy Cam If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Dyev Photos Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

Proof That Genetic Memory Is Real! Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

Russia's Orthodox Church Youth Outreach Program The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sasha’s...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Club Photos w/Russian Dyevs We took the Pepsi Challenge here...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

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Kevin McElwee23 ARTICLES
June 26, 2002
Fee Times a Mady
May 16, 2002
Creepy Crawly Clones
April 5, 2002
Just the Fakti...
March 21, 2002
The Oscars Blow It, Again...
March 6, 2002
A Good Lynch-ing Cures All Ills
February 20, 2002
They Can't All Suck, Can They?
January 24, 2002
Let It Be Tasty
December 26, 2001
Three Brothers vs. Brothers
December 13, 2001
Three Brothers vs. Brothers
November 29, 2001
Putin's Star Turn
November 29, 2001
Three Strikes And You'Re Out!
November 15, 2001
To Wince, Perchance to Cringe

November 1, 2001
A Strange Case of Tragedy Envy?
November 1, 2001
Artificial Impertinence
October 18, 2001
Endless Summer
October 4, 2001
I believe In Swordfish...
September 20, 2001
Cats, Dogs, Apes, Arabs...
August 23, 2001
2001: A Zap Odyssey
August 10, 2001
An American Film Critic In Paris
July 26, 2001
The End Of Sex
July 26, 2001
Enildaeh Otnemem Revelc
July 12, 2001
Le nouvel ennemi
July 12, 2001
Razzia sur la shnouff

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Dyev's Diary By Lyolya Androsova

Pourquoi L'Exile
Feature Story By eXile Staff
The time has come for the eXile to shake off its decrepit English-language shackles and appear in glorious French—just in time for Bastille Day! Editor Matt Taibbi and Special Guest Translator Thierry Marignac explain why...

Le nouvel ennemi
Unfiled By Kevin McElwee
The Sociopath examines the gradual transformation of the traditional American image of the average Frenchman from impossibly snobbish buffoon to an anti-market  saboteur who is nothing short of the inheritor of the rank of the Soviet Union's as the United

La manière de
Sports Section
The Paris Bureau of the eXile Sports Desk looks into the recent "triumphs" of the French soccer team and the fate of "doping" at the Tour de France...

Razzia sur la shnouff
Kino Korner By Kevin McElwee
Krazy Kevin looks into the under-appreciated GoodFellas-influenced BLOW, while also finding a few spare moments to casually dismiss the idiotic MISS CONGENIALITY and ALONG CAME A SPIDER...

Liberté. Égalité. Opportunité.
Forward-looking French businesses are primed and ready to storm the Bastille of the Russian market... just as their revolutionary counterparts did in Paris back in 1789......

Your Letters
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Cold Bullshit
Feature Story
The new Cold War smells like shit, tastes like shit, and, as our stool sample shows, makes us gag like shit...finally, proof that a billion flies are wrong.


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