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The Fall of The eXile For all those wondering what the "Save The eXile Fundrasier" banner is all about, here it is as simply as it can be phrased: The eXile is shutting down.
June 11, 2008 in eXile Blog

War Nerd: War of the Babies in Taki's Magazine The War Nerd talks about babies, the greatest weapon of the 20th century.
May 28, 2008 in eXile Blog

Kids, Meet Your President A website for Russian kids to learn all about President Medvedev's passion for school, sports and family.
May 22, 2008 in eXile Blog

Cellphone Democracy Cam If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Dyev Photos Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

Proof That Genetic Memory Is Real! Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

Russia's Orthodox Church Youth Outreach Program The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sasha’s...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Club Photos w/Russian Dyevs We took the Pepsi Challenge here...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

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Gary Brecher140 ARTICLES
War NerdMay 28, 2008
War Nerd Summer Reading Guide
May 15, 2008
From Lebanon To Iraq: We’re In Deep Shia Now
War Nerd - Japanese VictoryMay 4, 2008
Russia's Other Great Victory
Tibet - War NerdApril 16, 2008
Tibet: Five to One Against
War Nerd - BasraApril 2, 2008
Who Won Iraq's "Decisive" Battle?
March 24, 2008
The Comoros Coup Factory: Vive le Bob!
March 7, 2008
Kosovo: The Brave Tribes Are Doomed
February 26, 2008
The Kurds Will Always Lose, Part II
February 21, 2008
Hardware For Dummies: The Osprey Vs. The Hornet
February 9, 2008
Not Your Usual High-IQ Suicide Bombers, Huh?
January 28, 2008
Take America’s Navy Battle Group…Please!
The War NerdDecember 26, 2007
Paraguay: A Brief History Of National Suicide
November 19, 2007
Da Kurds: Boo Hoo Who?
The War NerdNovember 5, 2007
Burn, Malibu, Burn!
War Nerd: The SiegeOctober 3, 2007
Nahr al Bared: A Squeamish Siege
War NerdSeptember 21, 2007
Lebanese Democracy: One Man, One Boom
War Nerd -- KamikazeSeptember 7, 2007
WAR NERD: Kamikaze Math
RPG-weilding ArabAugust 24, 2007
RPG vs. M1
August 10, 2007
Shank You Very Much
July 27, 2007
Sikh To Death
June 29, 2007
Om Der Man!
June 1, 2007
No Paper Tigers
May 4, 2007
Who Won Iraq?
April 20, 2007
The Honorable Gentleman From Al-kaboom!
March 23, 2007
Triumph Of The Vile
March 23, 2007
War Nerd Alert!
March 6, 2007
If It Ain’t Fixed, Break It All Up
February 23, 2007
The Modocs: A Beautiful Little War
February 8, 2007
The Fog Of Najaf
January 26, 2007
How To Steele A Promotion
January 26, 2007
Saddam Died Beautiful
December 29, 2006
Your Xmas War-Gift
December 29, 2006
Saddam Died Beautiful
December 15, 2006
Why I Hate WW II
December 1, 2006
Somalia: Me So Horn-y
November 17, 2006
How To Win In Iraq
November 3, 2006
The Doctrine of Asymmetrical War
October 20, 2006
Dime and Dimer
October 6, 2006
Venezuela: Enchilada of Evil
September 22, 2006
Afghanistan: Let 'Em Eat Hams
September 8, 2006
Sri Lanka: The Big Hate Mo'
August 25, 2006
Gophers by TKO: Lessons from Lebanon
August 11, 2006
A Hezbollah Upon All of Thee!
August 11, 2006
Gophers by TKO: Lessons from Lebanon
July 28, 2006
A Hezbollah Upon All of Thee!
July 15, 2006
The War Nerd
June 29, 2006
Celaya: Machismo vs. Overlapping Fields of Fire
June 2, 2006
Massacres, Babies and Nukes
May 19, 2006
Mexican Military Might!
April 21, 2006
Fighting Terror With Kleenex
April 7, 2006
This Ain’t 1864, Bush Ain’t Lincoln, We Ain’t Winnin’
March 7, 2006
Women at War & in Drag
February 24, 2006
Trading Places: Liberia’s Pompous Slaves
February 10, 2006
Arise, Ye Danes!
January 27, 2006
2006 War Preview
December 15, 2005
The Japanese Red Army
December 15, 2005
War Nerd Alert!
December 2, 2005
The 90s: We Watched the Wrong Wars
November 18, 2005
Happy 100th to an Unloved War
November 4, 2005
IEDs: The Lazy Man's Insurgency
October 7, 2005
Southern Thailand: the Long Grind
September 23, 2005
Less is Mauritania
August 26, 2005
American Nationalism
July 28, 2005
Victor Hanson: Portrait of an American Traitor
July 15, 2005
Nerf War and Real War: IRA vs. Al Qaeda
July 1, 2005
Massacres Paid Your Mortgage, Dude
June 17, 2005
Putin’s Congo Roast
June 3, 2005
Mister Big Unplugged
May 20, 2005
Iraq: Guerrilla Evolution
May 6, 2005
Why Can’t I Enjoy the Eastern Front?

April 22, 2005
Glory to the Turks!
April 8, 2005
A Sea of Rusting Tanks
March 25, 2005
Lebanon II
February 25, 2005
February 11, 2005
Togo’s Lo-Cal Coup
January 27, 2005
Super War Preview
December 10, 2004
Kargil War as Ice Capades
November 26, 2004
The 2004 Quagmire Bowl!
November 13, 2004
October 15, 2004
Biafra: Killer Cessnas and Crazy Swedes
October 1, 2004
Dying for A Job with the ING
September 17, 2004
Beslan: The Sick Sense
September 4, 2004
Shi'ite! Holy Shi'ite!
August 19, 2004
Ossetia: Great Danes and Great Russians
July 22, 2004
Fallujah 2: Bush Bushwhacks the Marines
July 8, 2004
Fallujah I: The Gaza Strip Snap-On Kit
June 24, 2004
Torture & Truth
June 10, 2004
Saudi Terror: Some Killing, Some Lunch...
May 27, 2004
Darfur: A Whole New Hell
May 13, 2004
RPG vs. M1
April 29, 2004
Most Valuable Weapon: the RPG
April 16, 2004
It's Not Nam, But It'll Do
April 5, 2004
Qadafi: Buckles, Size XXXL
April 1, 2004
War Nerd vs. the World
March 18, 2004
Basques My Ass!
March 4, 2004
Haiti 2: the Rerun
February 19, 2004
A Special War Nerd
February 19, 2004
The Big Hate
December 25, 2003
The 2003 Claymore Awards: Thank You, God
December 12, 2003
A Body-Count Xmas
November 25, 2003
Burundi: Heightism Rears Its Ugly Head
November 13, 2003
The War Nobody Watched
October 28, 2003
Ukraine vs.Russia: Get Off My Mudflat!
October 16, 2003
Afghanistan: What Went Right?
October 2, 2003
The French
September 18, 2003
Albania: Great and Greater
September 4, 2003
Corsica: Beware of Scooters
August 24, 2003
You Pussies!
July 24, 2003
Shining Path - the Comeback Tour
July 10, 2003
Iraq: the “Duh!” Theory
June 26, 2003
Sri Lanka: Terrorists with an Air Force
June 12, 2003
Please Don’t Eat the Pygmies
May 29, 2003
Aceh vs. the Borg
May 20, 2003
Burma: They Ain’t Like Us
May 3, 2003
Syria: Plenty of Nuthin'
April 17, 2003
Lynch Mobs and Apaches
April 6, 2003
Down We Go!
March 20, 2003
MOAB: the Monster Truck of American Ordnance
March 3, 2003
Congo: The War without Battles
February 20, 2003
Algeria: The Psychos Will Inherit the Earth
February 6, 2003
Berserkers with Red Stars: North Korean Scenarios
January 22, 2003
Iraq: The Phoney War Continues
December 25, 2002
Live from the Skeleton Coast
December 11, 2002
U Sank My Carrier!
November 27, 2002
Nepal: Peace, Love, Massacres
November 13, 2002
Yemen: A Tough Zit to Pop
October 31, 2002
The Big Show
October 17, 2002
The War-Se, The Better
October 2, 2002
It's D-Day In Zalambessa
September 19, 2002
Future War: Hi-Tech Toys vs. Fanged Vermin
September 6, 2002
Make America Roman
August 23, 2002
Colombia:A Hundred Years of Slaughtertude
July 26, 2002
Spain vs. Morocco: Two Muppets Du Iwo Jima
July 25, 2002
Iraq 2: Here Comes the Dumb-Ass Sequel
June 28, 2002
What's a Chechen?
June 26, 2002
Onward Christian Soldiers
May 29, 2002
Fag vs. Fag: the India-Pakistan Phoney War
May 16, 2002
Tom Clancy Is Not One of Us
May 1, 2002
Israelis On Wheels!
April 21, 2002
Meet The War Nerd

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In The Winner's Circle: Reader Responses To Adam Levine's Legal Threats
UPDATED! A while back, we asked readers to help us figure out the best way to retract a short piece of satire about Moron 5 front man Adam Levine and Marina Shaparova, as requested by Mr. Levine's lawyer. Here are some of the best responses, now with the winner's audio file attached.

The Economist: The World’s Sleaziest Magazine
Feature Story By Mark Ames
The Economist is waging an obsessive campaign to rebrand Putin's Russia as a Fascist state. As Mark Ames shows, this grossly overrated magazine has been, is, and always will be wrong about every single subject it puts its slime-soaked fingers on.

Russian Propaganda Posters Are Back With A Vengeance
Reklama Review By Alex Shifrin
It all started last year, with a heavier than usual smattering of non-profit and socially minded advertising appearing in the capital. The smattering soon became a deluge. Now, the cheesy PSAs reign supreme.

Happy Fucking Birthday Moscow, You Ugly Hag!
Limonov Files By Edward Limonov
Limonov tells it like it is: Moscow is a shit capital city and isn't really worth it. Unless, that is, you're waging a political battle to the death.

Your Letters
Your letters this week include a self-proclaimed "white woman" Sikh priestess giving her phone number to the War Nerd...and by extension, all of our readers...

Destricted: But is it Porn?
Kino Korner By Alexander Zaitchik
Destricted would be a lot easier to take if the producers had titled it, Pretentious Pricks. But this is supposed to be Very Serious Stuff—it opened at Tate! There was even jumbo shrimp at the reception!

WAR NERD: Kamikaze Math
The War Nerd By Gary Brecher
The War Nerd on why one plane for one ship was always a sane trade. Plus
other lessons from Tojo's air force.


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