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Mark Ames184 ARTICLES
May 14, 2008
The Clanfather: Meet The New Boss
May 1, 2008
The Old Man And The Suka
April 11, 2008
And The Wall Carpets Come Tumbling Down
February 26, 2008
Kosovo Madness: Get Me Outta Here!
February 20, 2008
Northern Ill. University Massacre: A Story of Bleakness & Madness
BarackFebruary 9, 2008
US Elections Special Part II: Fear Of An Obama Cabinet
ElectionsFebruary 6, 2008
The Triumph of Hope Over Experience: Hillary vs. Obama
Russia's Women PoliticiansFebruary 1, 2008
Girls of the 5th Duma: Babeage Wins
Restaurant ReviewJanuary 14, 2008
Culinary Nirvana At Tibet Restaurant
December 10, 2007
Dmitry Medvedev & The Banker's Murder
Ames, BiblicallyDecember 4, 2007
My Day Of Killing Biblically
Feature StoryOctober 22, 2007
The Kremlinís Clan Warfare: The Putin Era Ends
Iggy, The GreatSeptember 29, 2007
Concert Review: Iggy and the Stooges
Putin is a GangsterSeptember 11, 2007
The Economist: The Worldís Sleaziest Magazine
June 15, 2007
Russian Protest Rallies: The Big Guessing Game
June 15, 2007
Afisha's Rotting Head
May 18, 2007
Burn, Baltics, Burn!
May 4, 2007
Virginia Tech Foretold
April 20, 2007
Russian Protests: The Deleted Scenes
March 23, 2007
Gentlemen's Food
February 23, 2007
The Asscademy Awards!
February 8, 2007
Letís Hate Brazil!
January 26, 2007
Columbine Death Threat
December 15, 2006
Preview Reviews
November 3, 2006
The Coming Republican Party Shocker
October 20, 2006
Where Is Americaís Politkovskaya?
October 6, 2006
Hereís The Beef!
October 6, 2006
Whoís Your Daddy?
September 22, 2006
Americaís Pathetic Putin-Envy
June 16, 2006
Why Youíre Fucked
May 19, 2006
How Dick Cheney Got His Cold War On
April 21, 2006
Columbine's Most Wanted
March 24, 2006
Bush League
March 7, 2006
Prime Time Robbery
February 10, 2006
Nine Years, Nine Whores, Nine Hours
January 27, 2006
The HIV Torture Test
December 28, 2005
Freedomís Just Another Word For Fascism
December 15, 2005
DOOM-A
November 4, 2005
The MT Confidence Game
November 4, 2005
Going Postal
October 21, 2005
Caligula in Kaluga
September 23, 2005
Masha 4-Everyone
September 9, 2005
Bullshit Rising
September 9, 2005
FHM: Forgot His Mojo
July 28, 2005
Freaky Iraqis
July 28, 2005
Spam! Bam! Thank You Vardan!
June 17, 2005
The Propaganda About Propaganda
June 3, 2005
The Black-Goldín Horde
May 20, 2005
The Sorrows of Young Vera
April 22, 2005
Mr. DeLay Goes to Moscow
April 8, 2005
Murphyís Law Strikes Pulitzer Again
March 25, 2005
The Viagra Challenge
March 11, 2005
Dubleya Standards
March 11, 2005
The Mesto in Saigon
March 11, 2005
Paddy O'Chen!
February 25, 2005
The Man Who Would Be Orange
February 11, 2005
Million Dollar Bee-Yatch
January 27, 2005
Playing With The Pensioners
January 27, 2005
Finn-ito La Comedia
December 10, 2004
The Southeast Autonomous Whore
November 13, 2004
Gas Middle America
October 15, 2004
No-ligarchy: The Tragicomic Collapse of Russia's Former Masters
October 1, 2004
Mark E. Smith's Cultural Revolution
September 17, 2004
The Sixth Crusades
September 4, 2004
Walk on the Suburban Side
August 19, 2004
Nochnoy Dozor Is Not Pozor
July 22, 2004
Double Punk'd! Meta-Prank Goes Mega-Bad
July 8, 2004
Backstabbers!
July 8, 2004
Double Punk'd! Meta-Prank Goes Mega-Bad
June 24, 2004
Ode to the Dolphins
June 10, 2004
Burying Iraq under Reagan's Corpse
May 27, 2004
Embrace The Pain
May 27, 2004
Homer-otic Dick-Flick Falls Limp
May 13, 2004
Baseball, Apple Pie and Torture: The American Way
April 29, 2004
A Binge Too Far
April 22, 2004
Lord of the Swine
April 16, 2004
Put That Peter Away
April 16, 2004
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Bush
April 5, 2004
The Tract-Home of Darkness
April 5, 2004
Sofia's A Bad Choice
April 1, 2004
The Indisputable Crisis of Russian Loserism
April 1, 2004
Poison Grows In Stiller's Water
March 18, 2004
Whip It Good
March 4, 2004
The Ugly Truth
March 4, 2004
The Coal Miner's Daughter
March 4, 2004
The Monster Mash
February 19, 2004
Mile High Jesus
February 19, 2004
Bring Back Sherman!
December 25, 2003
Another Year of Holocausts
December 12, 2003
Spooning With The Friedmans
December 12, 2003
How do you spell Hypocrisy? O-S-C-E
November 25, 2003
Georgia Update: The Not-So-Great Game

November 25, 2003
Kill Quentin, Kick Coens
November 13, 2003
Georgia in the Crunch
November 13, 2003
Here Comes The Silogarchy
November 13, 2003
Revolution No. Swine
October 28, 2003
A Flathead Odyssey
October 16, 2003
Bad Movie Too
October 16, 2003
Your Letters
October 2, 2003
A Harlot High and LowÖ and Lower
October 2, 2003
Pirates Not Dead
September 18, 2003
God Is Still Dead
September 4, 2003
Whore-R Movie Madness!
August 24, 2003
Butt Pirates of the Caribbean
August 24, 2003
Whore TV
July 24, 2003
Feis The Music! Buns Moons Moscow Nightclubs
July 10, 2003
Russia Thaws
July 10, 2003
Faginator 3: Arnold Plates America
June 26, 2003
Elite versus Elitny
June 26, 2003
Hulk Shoulda Stomped The Festival
June 12, 2003
The Squint that Stalks Me
May 29, 2003
White Nuts
May 29, 2003
The Matrix: Retarded
May 29, 2003
The Reluctant John
May 20, 2003
Whore-r Stories: whore.com
May 3, 2003
The Gki Archipelago
May 3, 2003
Beware Of Polanskiís Penist
April 17, 2003
Limonov's Victory is Western Media's Defeat
April 17, 2003
Behind Enemy Lines
April 17, 2003
The 24-Hour Party Pidars
April 17, 2003
Whore-R Stories: Meditations on Misogyny
April 6, 2003
America Faces Israel Scenario
April 6, 2003
Hours Lacks Hot Chicks
March 20, 2003
Whore-r Stories: a Tale of Two Whores
March 20, 2003
Gangs Of Shite
March 3, 2003
Oligarchs DP Moscow Times
March 3, 2003
Chick Flix For Everyone
February 20, 2003
Whore-R Stories: the Sluts of Slutsk
February 20, 2003
One Of Us Is Wrong
February 6, 2003
Your Mother Is A Slut
January 22, 2003
Hobbits and Wizards and Orcs, Oh My!
December 25, 2002
Hate Thy Neighbor As Thyself
December 11, 2002
Die Now, Not Another Day!
November 27, 2002
Who Killed Tsvetkov?
November 27, 2002
The Bung-Ality of Evil
November 13, 2002
Quaker Cuts Off Our Johnson
November 13, 2002
This Movie Needs Raid
October 31, 2002
You Say Terrorist, Washington says Shuttup
October 31, 2002
The Road To Turdition
October 17, 2002
I Fought The Law: Edward Limonov on Trial
October 17, 2002
Chemoterapy Chic
October 17, 2002
K-Y-19: The Hemorroidmaker
October 2, 2002
eXile - 3, Whores - 0
October 2, 2002
A Big Fat Greek Lie
September 19, 2002
John O'Neill: An Unbelievable Life
September 19, 2002
Insomnia My Ass
September 6, 2002
Spielberg Needs A Stalker
August 23, 2002
Rememberances Of Bonghits Past
August 23, 2002
WTO Stands For Worship The Oligarchy
August 23, 2002
X-Treme Movies Kapsulz
August 8, 2002
A Piece Of Kelly's Mind
July 26, 2002
SUICIDE ON THE VOLGA RIVER: A Tale Of Two Republics
July 25, 2002
Chicken McShitlets
June 28, 2002
Stories for the Waterboy
June 28, 2002
Another 48 Negro Rush Hours
June 26, 2002
Don't Get A Life
June 26, 2002
Off To Saratov
May 16, 2002
Dyev Endurance Journalism
May 16, 2002
Holy Shit!
May 1, 2002
Cock Killer
May 1, 2002
Steinhaeuser Uber Alles
May 1, 2002
Lebed's Swan Song
April 5, 2002
Poking Russia From Behind
April 5, 2002
Get Set To Suck
March 21, 2002
Another Stripped Russian Asset
March 6, 2002
The Pankisi Whore
February 20, 2002
The Art Of Disappointing
February 20, 2002
Who Tolerates a Dissident?
February 6, 2002
Der Neue Mcfaul
January 24, 2002
Same Old Same Old
January 24, 2002
Letís Gloat!
December 26, 2001
A Friedman-Friendly Moscow
December 13, 2001
Everyhing Has Changed
November 29, 2001
Go Ride a Bathyscaph
November 15, 2001
The Fatigue of Failure
November 15, 2001
Time To Bury Chomsky
November 15, 2001
The Taliban Are Fags
November 1, 2001
The Ames Strain
October 4, 2001
America's New Whore
October 4, 2001
DITHHHHHPATCHES
September 20, 2001
Give Cowardice a Chance
September 7, 2001
Crouching Camel-Toe, Hidden Snapper
August 23, 2001
I, Mark Ames, Goes Lesbian Yenta
August 10, 2001
Men Who Fight Back
 
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