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Letter from America
December 15, 2005
America: Your Time is Up

Kirill Pankratov pulls no punches in his gloating account of how wrong America understands Russia, and how they're becoming the laughingstock as Russia rises from its knees...
June 24, 2004
Ode to the Dolphins

I have finally discovered what price peace. This is it, on the cliffs of Point Dume overlooking the Pacific Ocean.
June 10, 2004
Burying Iraq under Reagan's Corpse

The lies about Reagan weren't just offensive. They were desperate.
May 27, 2004
Embrace The Pain

My evil Mexican-American friend Ricky Ramirez developed a philosophy that has helped him survive in America. He calls his program "Embrace The Pain."
May 13, 2004
Baseball, Apple Pie and Torture: The American Way

America's compound psychological fractures and bizarre fantasies have exploded. The most sickening of these is the collective flagellation and finger-pointing over the torture in Abu Ghraib prison in Baghdad
April 29, 2004
A Binge Too Far

I'm living in the paradigmatic inverse of Moscow right now, and you people can eat my butt-sand...
April 16, 2004
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Bush

Ever since arriving in the US, I have had to fend off accusations that I was somehow involved in the death of the BBC's Alistair Cooke
April 5, 2004
The Tract-Home of Darkness

I'm in Santee for three days now. I'm waiting for another soul-destroying glimpse at dead-end suburbia – getting more scared.

February 19, 2004
Mile High Jesus

In US airports, Americans stop pretending about how terrified they are -- they just act terrified and that's that.
December 13, 2001
Everyhing Has Changed

It happened so quietly and so suddenly that no one in America has yet officially recognized it. So you're gonna hear about it here first, in Moscow's Only Alternative...

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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters
America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...


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