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Moscow Babylon
February 26, 2008
Kosovo Madness: Get Me Outta Here!

Mark Ames spends 2 months in post-war Kosovo and wants to burn the whole place down...
March 7, 2006
Prime Time Robbery

I was robbed last week. What happened was I went into a "Prime" sandwich shop on Ulitsa Maroseika to get some lunch.
January 27, 2006
The HIV Torture Test

The harrowing tale of taking a mandatory HIV test in a rundown Tenderloin clinic...
November 13, 2004
Gas Middle America

Mark Ames has the solution to the Red-State/Blue-State electoral divide in America. But it ain't perty...
October 2, 2003
A Harlot High and Low… and Lower

Will Ames rescue the ho with the heart of gold? Or are ho's just regular folks like you and me, working a bum job?
October 17, 2002
Chemoterapy Chic

Alla was the best looking girl at the private model show at Morris U. Snideman's 50th birthday party...
August 23, 2002
Rememberances Of Bonghits Past

Much of my behavior over the past eight years has been driven by the belief that if I just accumulate enough good memories, somehow it will even things out with death...
August 8, 2002
A Piece Of Kelly's Mind

Ames visits Rome, meets dumped American chick.
July 25, 2002
Chicken McShitlets

The American press has uniformly glossed over what the Russian side says is root of the problem: American chickens are a hazard to human health.
June 28, 2002
Stories for the Waterboy

A respectable Russian businessman beats, shaves whore, ends up paying $30.000 in settlement.
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Clubbing Adventures Through Time
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The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

War Nerd Summer Reading Guide
The War Nerd By Gary Brecher
It’s summer, you’ve got a little more time off, so you can read up on war instead of trying to live in whatever boring suburb you live in. Lawns, neighbors, dogs, kids—it all sucks and the best thing you can do is get as far out of it as you can.


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