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Whore-R Stories
April 6, 2007
TRADING PLACES: Whore-gia On My Mind

This issue, our intrepid john nails a white trash whore, one of the few white whores in DC...
November 17, 2006
The Ho With The Heart Of Gold

For the first time in his life, Magomedov meets a whore that blows all his expectations, but doesn't blow him...and then disappears without a trace. Sonya Marmaledova lives!
October 6, 2006
A Hairy Hoing Experience

Ho-ing in Armenia...a truly HAIRY experience...
May 19, 2006
The Red Scare

Transcripts from a very nasty encounter...
February 24, 2006
Latvia: More Than Just Russophobic Nazis

Reporter-at-large Abram Magomedov goes to Latvia for some payback against a nation of Russophobes, and releases the transcripts to his whore-ing adventure...
October 21, 2005
Caligula in Kaluga

It was about 10pm Kaluga-time when they knocked on our hotel door. Andrei opened it and announced with a big smile,
May 20, 2005
The Sorrows of Young Vera

On the eve of the celebration of the victory over the Nazis, I felt duty-bound to find myself a whore with
December 10, 2004
The Southeast Autonomous Whore

Lola, my whore, came from Severodonetsk, a toxic dump in the Lugansk oblast, the Russified east of
October 15, 2004
All Work and No Play

This is the sad and terrible tale of how I wound up with two whores at my house and couldn't score. If this isn't a sign of how bad things have gott
September 17, 2004
The Sixth Crusades

A couple of weeks ago I moved from one apartment to another. For 100 bucks I got a GAZel truck and two movers, a middle-aged Georgian and a young, aggressive Uzbek, who constantly yelled at his weary

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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters
America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...


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