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June 10, 2008
Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday

The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.
May 14, 2008
The Clanfather: Meet The New Boss

After the Great Russian Shakeup this past Monday, pundits and analysts added up the personnel scores in the Clan War tournament, and came to pretty much the same happy conclusions: the "liberals" won out; the siloviki lost; the Clan War that characterized the last couple of years of Putin’s power is essentially over. Well, it ain't that simple.
February 18, 2008
Kosovo And Lakota: Russia's Golden Skullfuck Opportunity

Forget Abkhazia. Russia can skullfuck America's recognition of Kosovo by recognizing the independent Lakota Nation...
February 13, 2008
Anne Applebaum On Capitalism And Russian Beauty

My email inbox has been overflowing with letters from readers ever since my last column about Russia's amazing abundance of beautiful women...
January 26, 2008
America’s Dangerous Decline

Eduard Lukasovich, the Central American correspondent for United Russia magazine, outlines a strategy for how the free market can help America deal with its financial crisis problem.
January 2, 2008
Russian Tourists: Betraying The Motherland

Over the next two weeks, more Russians will be flying to holiday vacation spots around the globe than at any time in this great nation's troubled history. We see middle-class Russians lining up at the airports, and we cry, "For shame, Russians! You are abandoning your Motherland at its moment of need, and selling Her assets for a song!"
November 16, 2007
How The Great Gazoo Stole Georgia's Democracy

Georgian president Mikheil Saakashvili explains why he decided to beat democracy into his fellow countrymen.
November 7, 2007
Let The Market Save Darfur

Ron Paul: "These Sudanese don't need a helping hand, they need an invisible hand."
October 10, 2007
Gloat Your Exile: We Predicted The Current Credit Bubble

Our editorial-reader covenant here at The eXile has always been summed up by our motto: "Read us, because we're way fucking smarter than you." Here's more proof.
September 27, 2007
Rise, Oil, Rise!

This week, the price of oil rose above the $80 level for the first time in its history. What does this mean for The eXile? What does this mean for the world?
 
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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
Editorial
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
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Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Your Letters
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Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

War Nerd Summer Reading Guide
The War Nerd By Gary Brecher
It’s summer, you’ve got a little more time off, so you can read up on war instead of trying to live in whatever boring suburb you live in. Lawns, neighbors, dogs, kids—it all sucks and the best thing you can do is get as far out of it as you can.

 
 
 

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