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May 8, 2008
Death Pornomatic Map of Russia

For the spring quarter of 2008, the Death Porn Bureau, employing a highly specialized team of professional deathographers, has put together this first of a kind Visual Guide to DP.
February 25, 2008
The DP Just Won't Quit

We've had a bunch of rapes, a lot of beatings, a couple of assassin-style hits, mass fights, and multiple hate stabbings. You just gotta see them all!
January 26, 2008
Drunken Murders For The Holidays

There's nothing like a little holiday cheer to cause a spike in drunken violence across this wonderful land! During the two-week national bender surrounding New Year's, something lead to the most deathpornalicious killings of the year
December 15, 2007
Death Porn: Hog-tied For The Holidays

The torture/death of a well-known banker, the shooting of a construction boss, a drunken family dispute and the attempted assassination of an agriculture minister. Just another productive day here at the Death Porn Bureau.
October 30, 2007
Early Winter Death Porn

The Death Porn bureau has always been skeptical of murder meteorology. We've been doing this long enough to know that people get stabbed, shot, strangled and raped in equal numbers and with equal gruesomeness come rain, shine, or snow...
October 11, 2007
Death Porn: DP Potpourri

Murders, rapes, beatings, stranglings, and a Siberian cop goes postal.

September 12, 2007
Death Porn: Can Murderers Kill Fast Enough?

If there's a common theme running through the cases landing on the DP Bureau's desks this week, it's that they've been solved, and quickly, too. What's responsible for this shocking efficiency on the part of Russia's finest? We have no idea. And frankly, it frightens us.
August 30, 2007
The DP That Could’ve

August isn't hot just for us normals, it affects the pedophile murderin' types, too.
August 10, 2007
Old, Cold, And Full Of Holes

July 27, 2007
Putting The Dp In DP

By the time this goes to press, you'll have undoubtedly heard that three 19-year-olds in Dnepropetrovsk (or, in Kiev expat lingvo, DP) killed 19

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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters
America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...


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