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Death Porn August 30, 2007
The DP That Could’ve
August isn’t hot just for us normals, it affects the pedophile murderin’ types, too.

Take a recent pedophile attack in Samara. The conditions were perfect: a sleepy little dvor completely devoid of parents but jam-packed with little kiddies playing without a care in the world. The perv had even done his recon. A basement entrance with a thick steel door that locked from the inside was within a few steps of the playground. He pulled off the approach masterfully, treating a group of young boys to some ice cold candy; then the pedophile offered his favorite little boy, a nine-year-old named Zhenya, a special "tasty popsicle" he had saved just for him in the basement. Zhenya's parents were at work, and his grandmother, a 57-year-old woman named Ludmilla Tvoi Den, was taking a catnap up in the apartment. There was no one to stop him as he led little Zhenya by the hand down in the basement.

It would have been a successful DP, if it wasn't for a nosy neighbor who though it peculiar that a stranger was leading Zhenya into a basement that the local bums have taken over. The neighbor quickly relayed the information to the resting babushka, who raced into the courtyard and proceeded to body-slam the thick steel door. Exhibiting superhuman babushka strength that comes only with decades of protein-packed mayonnaise salads and heavy paket carrying, Ludmilla managed to sever the door from its massive hinges and mounted a vicious attack on the perv with a heavy key chain. The perp didn't even try to resist. He zipped up and immediately fled the scene. A few hours later he was nabbed when the militsia swept the neighborhood. He was identified as a 44-year-old man with a history of pedophile-related crimes.

In The Shadow Of The Maniac

A DP composite sketch of the Manyak Choker's next victim

Move over Bitsevsky Maniac, there's a new serial murderer in town! To give you an idea of his preferred method of murder, Komsomolskaya Pravda has nicknamed him the Manyak Choker. And unlike the Bitsevsky Maniac, this Manyak actually has style. He prefers his victims in lacy lingerie, which he economically uses to commit the murder. So far, the known body count is three. The first was found dead and naked in a ditch on ulitsa Borisovskie Prudy. Not much is known about the murder, but what is known is that the victim was strangled with her own stockings and that the killer stuffed them into her vagina after use.

Natalia, a 45-year-old woman visiting from Rogachev, was his second victim. She was found on the street on Kirovogradskoy ulitsa on August 2. Like the first, she was found naked and strangled. Seeing that Natalia wasn't wearing leggings, the Manyak had to make do with panties. But he clearly wasn't happy about it. In an apparent fit of rage, he stabbed Natalia four times, long after she had stopped twitching. The third and most recent victim was a 22-year-old Moscow native named Anya Feltsman. Her body was discovered by the side of the Zagorodnoye shosse a week later. The police are sure her murder was related to the previous two because killer left his Manyak Choker signature. There are no known leads, but the police are looking for a suspicious man seen photographing in a park near the second victim's apartment.

Law & Order

What do you do when you can no longer trust court witnesses to accept your bribes? That's an easy one. You hire a pack of renegade motorcycle hit men to kill him, stupid. On August 17, documents in hand, a male witness in a drug smuggling case was leaving a Bryansk courtroom. The victim managed to make it down the courtroom stairs and unlock his car before two bikers swung around the corner and caught up with him. This was no usual wimpy drive-by. The two hitmen skidded to a halt right in front of the witness and gave him a split second before shredding him to pieces. The police are still determining the type of murder weapons used, but judging by the 16 bullets recovered from the body, investigators are certain they were some kind of automatic weapons. As usual, the Russian criminal investigators didn't want to be hasty with the motive, but they have reason to believe that this murder may be connected with the drug smuggling/trade case.

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