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[SIC!] March 3, 2008
Your Letters
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Pat Buchanan talking shit about Mccain:

Here's Rush Limbaugh talking shit about Mccain:

Here's Michael Savage talking shit about Mccain:

Here's Ann Coulter talking shit about Mccain:

Richard Rucker

Dear Mr. Rucker, You might have had a case there for Obama, but then you made the mistake of pointing us to that Google speech he gave. Yeah, man, that was inspiring. Seriously. Louis Rukeyser, watch out! When it comes to dullness, you've got competition. Now we know why all those Obama supporters are fainting all the time. It's called "passing out from boredom." But that we could deal with, and we're all for hating McCain...but as evidence we're supposed to take sides with cheap hucksters like Michael Savage and Ann "Childless" Coulter? If Barack Obama was the Recession Penis, we believe he would say to you, "Fuck off and leave me alone." Only not in those exact words.


Dear Editors,

Reading the reprinted article about European hatred I couldn't help but feel a little insulted by your views on Ireland's attitude to the English. We don't think they are bloodthirsty, perverted and untrustworthy. We KNOW they are bloodthirsty, perverted, untrustworthy and most importantly unable to handle their liquor which you failed to point out.

Furthermore the Welsh and Scots are celtic blood traitors and bastards who collaborated with the second rate German swines who populate England. I mean talk about an inferiority complex-- why do the tans (derogatory irish term for English) hate the Germans? Because they know they are the fascists' (sorry too long in Russia, I mean Germans) retarded cousins--we're talking about people who's greatest boast is that they can queu properly, meanwhile the krauts conquored most of Europe before discovering that even superior equipment (with notable exceptions like the T-34, Katyusha rocket and Sturmovik bombers), training and leadership are no match for millions of vodka fuelled crazy Ivans.

We, in Ireland, were the whipping boys because we were the only ones willing to stand up to the sassanach bastards in the last 250 years--and the only ones to force them out (well mostly out). As an aside I would like to point out in our claim to fame in the murdering bastards chart that when we were not fighting the English in Ireland we were happily butchering the rest of Europe in any of the armies of the Great European Empires-- Britain, France, Austria, Spain and probably Prussia and Russia benefitted from our particular brand of alcohol fuelled bloodlust.


Darragh Gavin, St Petersburg

Dear Mr. Gavin, You're not like the charming-yet-unreliable Irish sidekick who always screws everything up and feels terrible about it and gets your level-headed English boss, who should have abandoned you but couldn't out of decency and fondness for your charming lyrical ways, anyway gets him deep into deadly trouble and you feel awful about it and get drunk while he dies--you're not that type of Irish. And we have to say, we're disappointed. It's like, who needs another angry person in this world? Where's your lyrical feckless Irish charm? Can someone please find us here a charming Irish jokester screwup please? And while you're at it, please escort this Darragh person to the door. His type isn't welcome around here.

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