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The Fall of The eXile For all those wondering what the "Save The eXile Fundrasier" banner is all about, here it is as simply as it can be phrased: The eXile is shutting down.
June 11, 2008 in eXile Blog

War Nerd: War of the Babies in Taki's Magazine The War Nerd talks about babies, the greatest weapon of the 20th century.
May 28, 2008 in eXile Blog

Kids, Meet Your President A website for Russian kids to learn all about President Medvedev's passion for school, sports and family.
May 22, 2008 in eXile Blog

Cellphone Democracy Cam If this girl was exposed to Jeffersonian democracy...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Dyev Photos Yet another hot Russian babe imitating the Catpower look...
May 20, 2008 in Face Control

Proof That Genetic Memory Is Real! Sure, the Ottomans shut down the Istanbul Slavic slave markets centuries ago...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

Russia's Orthodox Church Youth Outreach Program The priest is going, "Father Sansei is very impressed with grasshopper Sasha’s...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

More Classy B&W Club Photos w/Russian Dyevs We took the Pepsi Challenge here...
May 15, 2008 in Face Control

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[SIC!] March 3, 2008
Your Letters


"[O]ur penis head hasn't emerged from its foreskin covering yet..."

--The eXile discussing it's "Recession Penis"

"[W]e are still butt-poor and considering ways of earning some kopeks off of our popularity. Any suggestions?"

--Mark Ames et al. at The eXile


Many (most?) American penises don't HAVE a foreskin covering. I recently reported to the US Federal Bureau of Investigation/FBI that most American male infants still have their foreskins ripped and sliced off - illegally. Especially noteworthy: Look what American MDs did when I petitioned Congress for exemptions from the child abuse laws for the ancient Jewish ritual that leaves most of the foreskin on the penis...

See NIH-supported African penis slicing: Dr. Gastaldo's prediction

See also: Shirley the FBI bomb-sniffing dog; Attn: FBI - Seattle Division/FBI Special Agent In Charge et al.

I also reported to the FBI other (far more serious) obvious crimes of MD-obstetricians - like 1) mass temporary baby strangulation followed by mass baby blood amputation - euphemism "immediate cord clamping" - and 2) mass birth-canal-closing/gruesome-spinal-manipulation of babies - euphemism "semisitting/dorsal delivery followed by forceps/vacuum extraction when the baby gets stuck."[Um, wait a minute: you wrote to the FBI about circumcision? Damn. If the FBI is worth one nickel of the taxpayers' money, then you, sir, better be on a No Fly list, getting cavity-searched at every airport or bus station you set foot in--Ed.]

Regarding MD-obstetrician crime #1: MD-obstetricians are temporarily strangulating babies and amputating **up to 50%** of their blood volume. This is happening in most c-sections and most "cord blood banking" births, according to retired obstetrician George Malcolm Morley, MB ChB FACOG. See Dr. Morley's website at

Regarding MD-obstetrician crime #2: By using semisitting and dorsal delivery, MD-obstetricians are senselessly closing birth canals up to 30% and senselessly KEEPING birth canals closed up to 30% (i.e., they are keeping women semisitting/dorsal) as they pull with forceps and vacuums - sometimes pulling so hard they rip spinal nerves out of tiny spinal cords.

See Are OBGYNs causing baby strokes?

Incidentally, the mass birth-canal-closing/spinal manipulation child abuse is associated with mass ADULT abuse - obvious SEXUAL ASSAULT - mass vagina slicing to be seen (if they are later sued) to have been doing everything to open the birth canal - even as they close the birth canal the "extra" up to 30%. [Holy shit! You wouldn't happen to have a dungeon underneath your garage would you?--Ed.]

MD-obstetricians indirectly ADMIT ON VIDEO that they are routinely closing birth canals the "extra" up to 30%....

See Hospital Child Abuse: DAs and AGs should end it immediately...

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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters
America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...


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