Bar-B-Que
| Shashlik |
Use Loreal Sure White whitening cream
| Overuse tanning salons
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Freed in 1863 by President Lincoln
| Freed in 1861 by Tsar Alexander II |
Ho's
| Sonya Marmeladova |
One out of three black males has been or will be incarcerated
| Second-highest incarceration in the world |
"You talk slick/I beat you right" - Notorious B.I.G., "Me And My Bitch"
| "He wouldn't beat me if he didn't love me" - Russian folk saying |
Racists claim that blacks eat watermelon
| Russians complain that Azeris charge too much for watermelons |
Fried chicken
| Bush legs |
| Yell at movie screen during movies | Talk on cell phones during operas |
Teeth grillz
| Zolotie zubi |
Only given full voting rights in 1960s
| Only given full voting rights in 1989; voting rights taken away in 2000 |
 St. Ides 40oz |  Arsenalnaya 2500ml |
Prefer black Cadillac Escalade SUVs with massive 22-inch dubs
| Prefer black Range Rover V8 Vogue with massive shiny chrome rims |
Blame Jews for infecting black babies with AIDS
| Blame Jews for Communism and Capitalism |
Live in dehumanizing government-built project housing
| Live in dehumanizing government-built paneli |
Whites-only stores
| Foreigners-only hard currency "beriozka" stores |
Plastic covering on furniture
| Plastic covering on remote controls |
Problem of fatherless families
| Problem of fatherless families |
Greyhound across country to visit relatives
| Ost-Vest avtobus tour to Vienna |
| African-Americans invented rock 'n roll | An African-Russian named Pushkin invented modern Russian literature.
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| Hate whites for oppressing them | Hate blacks and seek to oppress them
—Mark Ames & Yasha Levine
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