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Reklama Review February 1, 2008
The Third Sign Of The Post-Putin Apocolypse
By Alex Shifrin Browse author Email
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The third, and final, sign of stability: Pampers advertising on MTV.

In recent articles, I highlighted how Russia's feds have made it their priority to up the country's birth rate. This has met with such staggering success that Moscow's elite and hipster communities have traded their lap dogs for something just as small: infants. (You might recall I wrote about people bringing their babies to a Playboy Playmate of the Year.)

MTV, which boasts the Music Awards, and some of Moscow's most touted hype and glitter events, has recognizably readjusted its demographics priorities. Not too long ago, even as far back as December, MTV was pushing ringtones, travel, sex and Dima Bilan. Now, it's Pampers Sleep and Play diapers. And it's not a light rotation. The spot gets repeat showings in commercial pauses, with heavy repeat placement.

What does this all mean? Well, it means that the third sign of the post crisis Russian apocalypse has finally arrived. The end is nigh and that means that Post-Putin Puritanism is just around the corner. And the thing about Russia is that when things change, they change pretty darn quickly. Whatver's coming, it's gonna be sharp bitch slap to anyone who's not ready, or decides to stand in its way.

So that's all, folks. Time to go home. Nothing more to see here. Move along, people. Move along.

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Save The eXile: The War Nerd Calls Mayday
The future of The eXile is in your hands! We're holding a fundraiser to save the paper, and your soul. Tune in to Gary Brecher's urgent request for reinforcements and donate as much as you can. If you don't, we'll be overrun and wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

Scanning Moscow’s Traffic Cops
Automotive Section
We’re happy to introduce a new column in which we publish Moscow’s raw radio communications, courtesy of a Russian amateur radio enthusiast. This issue, eXile readers are given a peek into the secret conversations of Moscow’s traffic police, the notorious "GAIshniki."

Eleven Years of Threats: The eXile's Incredible Journey
Feature Story By The eXile
Good Night, and Bad Luck: In a nation terrorized by its own government, one newspaper dared to fart in its face. Get out your hankies, cuz we’re taking a look back at the impossible crises we overcame.

Your Letters
Russia's freedom-loving free market martyr Mikhail Khodorkovsky answers some of this week's letters, and he's got nothing but praise for President Medvedev.

Clubbing Adventures Through Time
Club Review By Dmitriy Babooshka
eXile club reviewer Babooshka takes a trip through time with the ghost of Moscow clubbing past, present and future, and true to form, gets laid in the process.

The Fortnight Spin
Bardak Calendar By Jared Lindquist
Jared comes out with yet another roundup of upcoming bardak sessions.

Your Letters
Richard Gere tackles this week's letters. Now reformed, he fights for gerbil rights all around the world.

13 Toxic Talents: Hollywood’s Worst Polluters
America By Eileen Jones
Everybody complains about celebrities, but nobody does anything about them. People, it’s time to stop fretting about whether we’re a celebrity-obsessed culture—we are, we have been, we’re going to be—and instead take practical steps to clean up the celebrity-obsessed culture we’ve got...


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