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[SIC!] September 25, 2007
 
Your Letters
 
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By the way, the Argentinians don't use "concha" in direct offensive expressions, they would call somebody "boludo" (literally someone with big nuts), the logic and offensiveness of the expression also fail my understanding. They also do not speak English like Puerto Ricans or Cubans from Scarface. Malaca is not Spanish, it's a Greek word for asshole, which you are probably very familiar with (ha, touche). And finally, the only thing I took offence in your reply was references to Carnival, which is the most hateful thing in Brazilian culture, myself being a nerd, and you should know this by experience, getting scantily dressed in front of women would never get me laid, and that sort of popular party has always worked more to excite voyeur-ish nerds than anything, I would take regular porn any day over that.

Pega na minha Jeba,

Felipe Rech Meneguzzi

Dear Senor Meneguzzi,

The thing is you clearly expect another rude response here, but we realize that all we’re doing is taking on the role of Enabler. That’s right, we’re the ones who drive you to this shameful, self-destructive behavior of writing letters to the editor. So we’re not going to slam you. We’re going to keep our mouths shut about the fact that from our American perspective, there is no fucking difference between a Puertoginian and and Argerican. But we’ll stop there and simply advise that you seek help from a professional. Oops, wait, you’re in Argentina, there’s no word for "professional" in your language. Well anyway you might want to talk to your parents, we’re sure that all that janitorial work and nannying for American yuppies has given them profound native wisdom, like in a Carlos Castaneda type of way.

COMMANDING READER

Mr. Dolan,

Could you do a review of Daniel Yergin's and Joseph Stanislaw's "Commanding Heights: The Battle for the World Economy" you seem to have a good grasp on both history and literature and I was hoping that you could do a review of this flawed book though it may be dated.

Mr. Christy

Dear Mr. Christy, Oh sure, Dr. Dolan is right on it. Just like Jesus, Dr. Dolan should be returning to our earthly world any day now. Yeah, just as soon as Dr. Dolan finishes counting up all the cash that parasite readers like you have been paying him all these years for his hard work, he’ll be right on the Yergin book, which looks so fun we’d choose reading that over speedballing any day.


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